English · My Blabber Side · My Chaotic Philosophy

How to Spend Your Long-Weekend Holiday:

  1. Constantly pretend you’re working on your thesis
  2. Work on your thesis at last (only for 120 intense minutes tho)
  3. Have anxiety attack in the middle of thesis writing
  4. Wonder about the miserable life
  5. Laugh at the miserable life
  6. Cry
  7. Watch Gossip Girl
  8. Continue thesis writing
  9. Practically eat Indomie for breakfast, lunch, and dinner because Indomie is your comfort food (whoever invented Indomie, bless you)
  10. Realize you are an emotional eater
  11. But you keep eating anyway
  12. Block a guy that you’ve been talking to everyday since months ago
  13. Wondering why you never meet the love of your life
  14. Throw tantrums on another guy who tries to chat you and realize THIS IS WHY
  15. Watch Netflix’s Girlboss series
  16. Get a mental breakdown and realizing how broke, lonely, and depressed you are
  17. Hiding from the world
  18. Tries to rise up by watching some videos about your dream postgraduate college abroad
  19. Realizing that you are a loser and your life is a train of failures
  20. Cry for the 423543654 times.
  21. Look at the clock and realizing it’s already evening and you got to work again tomorrow and it was a long-weekend well spent.

Yeah, you’re welcome.

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